why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I came so hard my ears popped.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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