Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Randomize
