so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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