What a fucking waste of an outfit
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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