Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
We are all done wearing pants today
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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