so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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