both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
