Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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