i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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