He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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