Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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