I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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