Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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