So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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