I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
She told me I should be a condom model.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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