Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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