And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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