rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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