How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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