Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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