Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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