can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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