babies were throwing up all over the place
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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