At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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