She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
We need to rekindle our bromance
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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