Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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