we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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