I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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