He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
did i just pee glitter
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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