imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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