Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Found your dick twin last night
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Randomize
