Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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