the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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