8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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