so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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