I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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