I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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