I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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