So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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