Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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