Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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