No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
