I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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