Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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