Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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