i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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