Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
They are going to name an STD after you.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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