i don't like sucking hair
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Operation Purity has been aborted
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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