is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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