Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Someone signed my nipple.
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