I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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