There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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