Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
