quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
The power of my boobs compel you
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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