I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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