You're completely useless in the revolution.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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